Quotes
Brandon : Mikey this is great! We only have old chaunaka decorations in our attic. What's this stuff all about?
Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant cullryater, cullrator.
Brandon : Curriator.
Mikey: That's what I said. It's said that this town was founded by a bunch of rejects.
Chunk: Kind of like us Mike... The Goonies.
Mouth: I'm not a reject.
Mikey: Take that stuff off. You're going to get me in trouble.
Mama Fratelli: You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?
Mouth: Mmm mm!
Mama Fratelli: *pulls pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth* Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all?
Mouth: Mmm hmm.
Mama Fratelli: *smacks Mouth in the back of the head*
Mouth: *spits jewels*
Mouth: No pen. No write. No sign!
Data: Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey: No.
Mouth: Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
Chunk: Shame, shame!
Data: I know your name!
Mouth: Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!
Stef: Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.
Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
Mouth: I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?
Chunk: Sixteen thrity-two. What is that? A year?
Mouth: No, it's your top score on Pole Position.
Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: *spanish* The marajuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
Irene Walsh: Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
Mouth: *spanish* Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices.
Irene Walsh: This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clarke, can you translate?
Mouth: *spanish* If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
Irene Walsh to Mouth: You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.
Mouth: "Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: Senior Jerk Alert!
Chunk: I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
Mouth: First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!
Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!
Mouth: Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!
Mouth: C'mon Mikey, give me a lickery kiss!
Mouth: You know, I just want to say thank you. You really saved my life out there.
Stef: What? Wow! Thank you it's a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
Mouth: Yeah and you look kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.
Mouth: President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...
Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.
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